MARTINAVILLE RESIDENT AND CDJ TO TIE KNOT!
A leaked dialogue between Speedy and CDJ was discovered today among the regular mail delivered to the offices of the Chronicle's Editorial Dept.
The Chronicle feel that, as this is exclusive information that we would publish it for the world to see. The reason? To expose the bigamist Speedster who is already married to THREE women!
The Martinaville Supreme Court have ruled that the town's residents can only be embroiled in ONE marriage at a time and that an arrest warrant is out for Speedy.
It is understood that the dialogue published here took place last Saturday morning....
I wrote a song about YOU!!!
:>> Serious?
:>> Yeah!
:>> Wanna 'hear' it?
:>> Sure! lol
:>> Hey, why are you laughing already?
:>> I'm not! I'm just flattered, that's all!
:>> :)
:>> OK, I'm doing this from memory, but I'll type each line, then tell you when it's done.
:>> OK, sounds good.
:>> OK, here it goes, one line at a time.....
:>> (start with instrumental intro)
:>> (Verse 1)
:>> Help me, I've fallen in love again
:>> And this time I know that what I feel is true.
:>> Each time I look into your eyes
:>> My heart skips a beat, 'cuz Carolyn, I love you.
:>> (Chorus 1)
:>> And time stands still
:>> When we are together.
:>> And my love will
:>> Always last forever.
:>> (Verse 2)
:>> Darling, if I could have one wish,
:>> I'd wish for you to be forever by my side.
:>> 'Cuz it's you I need; I care 'bout nothing else.
:>> When you smile, you make me feel so weak inside.
:>> (followed by instrumental)
:>> (followed by Chorus 2)
:>> Be mine until the end;
:>> Until the end of time
:>> Because my love is true,
:>> And Carolyn, I'm in love with you.
:>> (followed by instrumental outro)
:>> THE END!
:>> Still here? What do you think?
:>> I am TOTALLY blushing right now!
:>> Sorry!
:>> You actually wrote that for ME?
:>> Yup. It's hard to play on the guitar though.
:>> Why?
:>> There's a LOT of bar chords, and there's no way to use a capo because of the 'sliding' chord progression.
:>> Wow, that was really touching!
:>> Comes straight from the heart!
:>> I think I'm in love with you now, Speedy!
:>> Good! My song worked!
:>> Heh heh heh!
:>> Speedy?
:>> Yes, Carolyn?
:>> Will you marry me?
:>> HELL YEAH!!!
:>> Cool!
:>> But one thing...
:>> ?
:>> You'll have to be willing to share me with my real life wife, and my 2 cyber-wives.
:>> Well, as long as you make time for ME, then....OK!
:>> OOOOOHHHH YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Believe me ....I'm gonna make LOTS of time for YOU!!!
:>> :)
Speedy was today, unavailable for comment and in hiding.
A representative of CDJ's record label today told the Chronicle, "hey! this boy's good! Gotta get that song for the next album. Maybe we can bargain with him, so that he'll relinquish the copyright in return for his guaranteed freedom on condition he divorces two of his wives immediately." At that moment, the record company representative was seen handing what appeared to be a $100 bill into the hand of the Judge outside the Supreme Court.