Dear SHEEP,
It has come to my attention that you are definitely, absolutely, totally, hopelessly, completely, undeniably, utterly, unquestionably, incontestably, indisputably, irrefutably, thoroughly, in LOVE with Kassidy from SheDAISY.
And since I know you need all the help you can in this department, I’m gonna help you out. You see, a good friend of mine (Speed Racer) is so in love with CDJ that he wrote a song for her, and he sang it to her in the chat room. CDJ was so overwhelmed that she actually proposed to SPEEDY!! (BTW: He’s still waiting for her e-mail so they can set a wedding date) I figured that maybe if you had a song or a poem for Kassidy, your chances with her might improve. It worked for Speedy, maybe it will work for you, too!! So I came up with a little poem for you to give her and this is how it goes:
Kassidy of SheDAISY
You drive me CRAZY
You’re the love of my life
Won’t you please be my wife?
I know I’m a Black Sheep
But I’m really not a creep
I’ll take you to Niagra
And ‘Lucky 4 You”, I own a lifetime supply of VIAGRA
Once every December
I’ll give you “A Night To Remember”
Because any more than that
Will give me a heart attack
If you ask me to suck in my gut
I promise I’ll try – “I Will . . . . . But”
I think I may have drank too much beer
But for you I will switch to Everclear
“Before Me & You”
I have loved a few
Martina & Chely
The All Night Deli
But now can’t you see
They mean nothing to me
No matter what you do
I’m “Still Holding Out For You”
When I hear you say
At least ten times a day
“What This Woman Needs”
It’s right here with MEEEE!!!
With you I will spend all my time
I promise I’ll never get on-line
With me you will want to stay
“’Cause I Like It That Way”
Kassidy of SheDAISY
You drive me CRAZY
You’re the love of my life
Please say you’ll be my wife
If you say “yes dear”
I will give up beer
I’ll never tell a lie
Or say “Little Good-Bye’s”
If you say “yes dear”
I will hold you near
We’ll be “Dancing With Angels”
While listening to the “Bangles”
Love is sent from above
And “Without Your Love”
I’m afraid I’ll never repent
I’ll have to face the “Punishment”
If you say “no dear”
The future I will fear
Without you in my life
SteveVA may end up being my wife!!!!!
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So there ya go, SHEEP!!! A little poem for you to share with the love of your life, Kassidy.
Good luck buddy!!! =)
Val
(PS . . . SHEEP, one last word of advice, don't tell her that you are really #32!!!!!!!!)